Black Friday in the Hood
I got a call at 3:30 AM from a friend who I had asked to go directly to the outdoors strip mall where a Staples, Circuity City, and Target are located. He said “Yo, there’s already 20 people on line (at staples), and theres over 100 at Circuit City”. We had been doing this for the past 3 years at the same outdoor mall, so we knew exactly what to expect. We had already made our shopping lists with the help of bfads.net. We had our eyes set on the external 400 Gig Western Digital hard drive for $99 after rebates. And the 200 Gig internal for only $19.99 after rebates. My sister had asked me to get her the 32 inch Mag LCD HDTV which was on sale for about $499 after rebates. This was the first time that Staples was going to be selling dirt cheap TVs and they also had laptops.
In the previous years the line at Staples would be quite civilized and would only attract the geeky types. This year it was hooded out. While there were 20-30 people in front of us to start, when time came for the door to open about 30 more people tried to jump the line and come right in. The last half hour there were alot of disputes taking place. One hood lady was like… “Get up out of my space.. this ain’t no Internet Sh*t, this ain’t no myspace.com!”. Another Jamaican woman yelled “Open Dee Damn Doors”. One person who was cutting was called out by this lady who wasn’t having it. She was pointing at him, saying “you wasnt here in the beginning!”. So then he proclaimed.. “I Just want my TV and I’m out”. Everytime people would act up others would either laugh, egg on a fight, or start complaining and fighting themselves.
The crowd was getting unruly even though there was a police car right there. As one of my friends yelled out.. “Theyre too busy eating donuts!”. When the doors opened it seemed as if people were going to get crushed. Especially this Desi Aunti in the front, and this small chinese woman in front of me. The cops all of a sudden decide to jump in. As my cousin is entering the door, one of the cops grabs him from the back and pulls him mad hard in order to gain position in front. They let in about 30 people. Just as I’m about to get in this cop starts pushing me. Everyone is pushing me from behind. And this cop is shoving me like anything from the front. One of my friends got pushed so hard that he ended up behind the entire crowd. Then they make us wait outside while everyone who got in is fighting over vouchers to the most exclusive items. Everyone outside is getting angrier and angrier because they know their chances to get what they want are diminishing quickly. Then the hood in them starts to come out. One person swears he will rob the first person who comes out with a TV. Another points at someone who bought a laptop inside saying “That’s my laptop!, That’s my Sh*t”. I felt like I was back in high school.
The next time they let people in, Im the first one in. And aparently I was the first of all of my friends to get in. I think the trick was to try to stay against the wall and slide right in while everyone is pushing each other. The first thing I do is go up to a rep and ask him if there are any TV vouchers left. He stares into outer space like a retard, so I move on to the next one. I ask really nicely, and this dude hands it right to me!!! I was like wow! I got it. I think since everyone who first got in was acting so crazy they decided not to give it to those who were acting up. I got the last one. Then I went to the front where they had most of the items right behind the counter and I was able to snag everything on my list. I got the pricier items first, payed for them.. then I went to get the cheaper stuff that wasn’t going anywhere.
Then we went to Circuit City where the lines were riddiculous. The average wait time on lines were 45 mins to an hour. One of my friends was working there. He was asked to work from 4:00 AM till 12:00 AM. Isn’t that illegal?
This is everything I got:
Staples
Western Digital 400GB MyBook External Hard Drive $99.98
Maxtor 200GB 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive $19.98
MAG 32″ Wide-Screen LCD HDTV $499.98
SanDisk Cruzer 1GB USB Flash Drive $7.98
Staples 6-Outlet Strip Surge Protector FREE
Staples Photo Plus Glossy Paper, 4″ x 6″, 60/pack $2.98
Staples Photo Supreme 8.5″ x 11″ Paper, Matte, 50/pack $5.98
Circuit City
Netgear WGT624 Super-G 108Mbps Wireless Broadband Router $9.99
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